As some people may be aware, I am unhealthily obsessed with the works of Chris Morris. Thus I present to you these, the bizarre radio jingles from Blue Jam. They are in WAV format, but if you want to see them in another format, do mail me, and I will read your mail for at least as long as it takes for me to realise what it's about.
Ridiculous amounts of thanks go to Cabinessence, without whom this would be but the stuff of a madman's dream, and who have at the very least failed to forbid me from using these sounds.
And now, here they are, for your listening discomfort. Note that there are two versions of each. The WAV files are large files with poor resolution. The MP3 files are superior in every respect. Unless you do not have the facilities to play them.